Wonderland

I am not a fan of books. I would never want a book’s autograph. I am a proud non-reader of books. I like to get information from doing stuff like actually talking to people and living real life. — Kanye West, promoting his book “ Thank You and You’re Welcome. ” Whoever said life is an open book probably didn’t have any friends. Sure, he probably liked the people in his book. But did they like him? No. Why? Because they aren’t real. My friends are real. They actually talk to me. Like just the other day my friend Bill said, “I’m not reading your e-mail for you anymore. You need to learn how to read.” And I said, “Bill, if you don’t read me my e-mail, I won’t sign an autograph for your son.” And Bill was, like, “Well, go fuck yourself. I’m going back to the hospital.” Bill’s son, Bill, Jr., or Billy Bob, was in the children’s unit there. He didn’t read the label on the box of his Sticky Stones™, and when he swallowed three of the iron-ore magnets they fused into a chain along t

x Some interesting facts about birds: The oldest bird was known as an Archaeopteryx and lived about 150 million years ago. It was the size of a raven, was covered with feathers, and had wings. The most yolks ever found in a single chicken's egg is nine. An ostrich egg needs to be boiled for 2 hours to get a hard-boiled egg. The Royal Albatross' eggs take 79 days to hatch. The egg of the hummingbird is the world's smallest bird's egg; the egg of the ostrich, the world's largest. The now-extinct elephant bird of Madagascar laid an egg that weighed 27 pounds. Precocial birds like chickens, ostriches, ducks, and seagulls hatch ready to move around. They come from eggs with bigger yolks than altricial birds like owls, woodpeckers, and most small songbirds that need a lot of care from parents in order to survive. Air sacs may make up 1/5 of the body volume of a bird. A bird's normal body temperature is usually 7-8 degrees hotter than a human

 Nutritions found in 1 Quail Egg: Calories:  14  Total Fat:  1 g Omega-3 fatty acids: 4 mg Omega-6 fatty acids: 84 mg Protein:   1.2 g Cholesterol:  76 mg Vitamins and minerals: Vitamin A: 1% Riboflavin: 4% Vitamin B12: 2% Pantothenic Acid: 2% Iron: 2% Selenium: 4% Phosphorus: 2% ( 2 )

DO YOU KNOW?? Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete. Cockroaches can live for several weeks with their heads cut off, because their brains are located inside their body. They would eventually die from being unable to eat. Scientists have tracked butterflies that travel over 3,000 miles. To produce a single pound of honey, a single bee would have to visit 2 million flowers. The population is expected to rise to 10.8 billion by the year 2080. You breathe on average about 8,409,600 times a year More than 60,000 people are flying over the United States in an airplane right now. Hamsters run up to 8 miles at night on a wheel. A waterfall in Hawaii goes up sometimes instead of down. A church in the Czech Republic has a chandelier made entirely of human bones. Under the Code of Hammurabi, bartenders who watered down beer were punished by execution. Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. During y

 

Interesting Facts 1. If you somehow found a way to extract all of the gold from the bubbling core of our lovely little planet, you would be able to cover all of the land in a layer of gold up to your knees. 2. McDonalds calls frequent buyers of their food “heavy users.” 3. The average person spends 6 months of their lifetime waiting on a red light to turn green. 4. The largest recorded snowflake was in Keogh, MT during year 1887, and was 15 inches wide. 5. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television. 6. There are more lifeforms living on your skin than there are people on the planet. 7. Southern sea otters have flaps of skin under their forelegs that act as pockets. When diving, they use these pouches to store rocks and food. 8. In 1386 a pig in France was executed by public hanging for the murder of a child. 9. One in every five adults believe that aliens are hiding in our planet disguised as humans. 10. If you believe that you’re truly one in a million, there

The first oranges weren’t orange Tatiana Ayazo/Rd.com, Shutterstock The original oranges from Southeast Asia were a  tangerine-pomelo hybrid , and they were actually green. In fact, oranges in warmer regions like Vietnam and Thailand still stay green through maturity. For more interesting facts, find out  which “orange” came first: the color or the fruit .

Tatiana Ayazo/Rd.com, Shutterstock Unsurprisingly, the attempt to get kids to eat healthier didn’t go over well with the child testers, who were “ confused by the taste .” Find out  which countries have banned McDonald’s .